31 Memes That Are Whipped Into Shape

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  • 01

    Up There

    when you're really short and he tells you to look into his eyes
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    Wait, before we go in, do I look high?
  • 03

    They Know What They're Doing

    kilprity ❤ + Dear old people: Waking up at 6am, tending to a garden, eating dinner at 5pm, reading books, and going to bed at 9:30pm feels amazing. I was wrong. You were right.
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    sniffthecactus celestial- thoodleoo Follow Follow hades explaining that he's the god of the de d, not the god of death I DO NOT CONTROL THE
  • 05

    It's Important

    Hey bro..real quick, can I borrow like 52 mins of your time to selfishly vent in my truck, on an issue that I am grossly misinformed on? STUPINTY HOULD BE A unique perspective
  • 06
    12 year old me getting ready for school like: Cute & Girlie Teen Spirit Lady Speed Stick Pink Crush LOVE SPELL DREAM MATTE mousse 64 CZ. GREATLASH @doyoulovethe2000s
  • 07

    No Issues My End

    Me the day before therapy vs. me when my therapist asks me what I want to talk about I don't know
  • 08
    rebecca mix is eight feet tall @mixbecca thrilled to announce i'm giving up! i'm done with self-care, and have decided to move on to self-destruction. thank you for all your support but i have decided to be a problem. 10:57 AM - 10/12/20 Twitter Web App
  • 09

    Helpful Quotes

    Sometimes I text my wife the motivational quotes from her tampons when she has her period to try and cheer her up Live Fearlessly! Walk like a champion Be pon Be unstoppabas. graytang ¡Message Today 12:09 PM Live fearlessly I swear to god, go f yourself
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    me after cleaning my room and doing my laundry i am no longer mentally ill
  • 11

    What A Deal

    Purchasing the book 1984. Living it for free.
  • 12
    Micro SF/F stories MicroSFF Nobody dared go near the tower. A fearsome dragon sat on its top. Until one day, a knight rode up. "Do you need help to get down?" "Please." 9/19/17, 10:13 PM
  • 13

    Nope

    I Changed My Clock To 3 10 6 Alphabetical Time 12 28 Franklin 7 1 9 11 4 ווי. UT 5
  • 14
    FINALLY....
  • 15

    The Game's Rigged

    Me watching someone who makes twice my salary struggle to save a PDF @corporatedudes
  • 16
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  • 17

    Exactly

    VERY DEMURE, VERY MINDFUL.
  • 18
    Rice Krispies Treats dyed red. The trays are from the butcher, the labels are homemade. Halloween, you're welcome. BEEF2 MINCE SH BURGERS MYSTERY MEAT GERBIL MINCE MEAT LEGGIE BURGERS ROADKILL PATTIES SOURCED ORGANICALLY THIS MORNING ON MY COMMUTE мт E/PACK A BIT KEEP REFRIGERATED Consume within 3 busine 2.49 days after opening. Do not store in sock daver or under your bed. USE/FREEZE BY: 31 10 2019 060176
  • 19

    Repetition

    Dearest Diary, It seems the day is different but the sh remaineth the same...
  • 20
    cheyenne OK @evilvillain1231 The coziness of a bed is directly proportional tall how inhospitable the outside environment is. The beds on oil rigs and in arctic research stations would thus rank among the coziest; the hypothetical least cozy bed would be one that exists in a land entirely made up of pillows 2:08 PM - 2024-11-13 216K Views 42 1.2K 17K ☐ 1K +]
  • 21

    Go Big Or Go Home

    DON'T BE THE BIGGER PERSON The Frog Mage BE THE BIGGER PROBLEM
  • 22
    クリーパス 60 Cited Stat Sir I'm afraid bofa has fallen ΚΕΙ Bofa deez towers Full brs Us DING 943434 What's bofa? COUNTRY IT!
  • 23

    It's Whatever

    scooter @scootertheworst adding "if you even care" to the bottom of my resume 10:54 AM - 2022-07-22 Twitter for iPhone 687 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 5,830 Likes
  • 24
    Bess Kalb @bessbell Hi! I hope this email finds you in another dimension where none of this is happening and everything is fine.
  • 25

    Push On Through

    It costs $400 to see a therapist. But it's free to just tell yourself, "It be like that sometimes." What? No-
  • 26
    This is the skin of a chiller, Bella. You're beautiful.
  • 27

    It's Over Now

    uncle mom @mayamanion I used the old "I gave birth to you" on my daughter, she said "That was one time".
  • 28
    Doctor: I don't know how you tore it but we finally fixed your *Credit card declines* Doctor:
  • 29

    Totally Natural

    Me embarrassing my children with my tenuous grasp of their slang: Skibidi hawk tua, fellow gigachads. Mogging hard, or hardly rizzing?
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    hatsune mitski @zephanijong do you have to randomly let out the loudest most inhuman wail/groan/sigh so you don't go insane or are you normal 2:13 PM 2022-03-21 Twitter for iPhone . 208 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 1,747 Likes
  • 31

    Evil Spell

    I CAST Your wifi Connected, no Internet
  • 32
    Grace @gracecamille_ can anyone help me ID this wall color? I love 10359

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